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I Want One!!!

I saw them advertised on TV tonight. This white guy is sitting at his desk and off to his right is the Obama Victory Plate on its special display pedestal and the white guy looks over at the plate, smiles, nods in admiration of the plate and joyful that he possesses the item and it is where he can see it. I want to feel like that too.
 
Then it's hopeless. You can never be as happy as that man is with his plate. Because only the unthinking and mindless zombies of socialism can be that tranquilly happy.
 
Then there is nothing for it but the good drugs. If they would only tell me the name of that drug they used that left the yellow stain on my eyelid and around my eye when my eye was damaged and all these doctors had to stick their fingers, scalpels and bright lights into my eye to fix it. One minute I was in excruciating pain and the next I didn't care if they hacked me to pieces with dull machetes, I was okee dokee fine with that. When I asked about it they said they couldn't tell me what it was because it was extremely addictive. Yeah. I'm guessing so.
 
eloisel said:
Then there is nothing for it but the good drugs. If they would only tell me the name of that drug they used that left the yellow stain on my eyelid and around my eye when my eye was damaged and all these doctors had to stick their fingers, scalpels and bright lights into my eye to fix it. One minute I was in excruciating pain and the next I didn't care if they hacked me to pieces with dull machetes, I was okee dokee fine with that. When I asked about it they said they couldn't tell me what it was because it was extremely addictive. Yeah. I'm guessing so.
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Cocaine hydrochloride.

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Having previously experienced pain ranked #10 on a pain scale of 1 to 10, that eye injury was about a 14. My tear duct and cornea and underneath the top and bottom eyelids were torn - not scratched, but torn. It hurt so much it made me throw up. It hurt so much my other eye refused to function in sympathy and I was blind for a few weeks. It hurt so much if I had the option to chop off my leg instead of have the eye injury, I would have opted for the loss of the leg. Okay - maybe that is a little drastic because I wouldn't give up my leg. But, the point is I had suffered big injuries prior to the eye incident and although those injuries were more critical, bigger, deeper, worse sounding, etc., they did not hurt anywhere as much as the eye injury.

All I know about that drug is that it left a yellow stain on my skin around my eye and it was instantaneous nirvana - not just feel better, it was everything is all right because I've gone to Heaven.
 
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