I want sex, and I want it Now.

[Mistress_of_the_sea]

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Is there really a woman unhappy with being wet? This may be a rhetorical question with no need for an answer.

I am never unhappy being wet.

 

[jack]

Im still getting it 2.3 times a week with perfection

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

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[jack]

Jesus, Im drunk and it isnt even 7pm

 

[Mirah]

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Is there really a woman unhappy with being wet? This may be a rhetorical question with no need for an answer.

That is like saying, "I want a guy who is hard and happy with that fact"

I just picture this guy sitting on a huge rock by himself depressed because he is hard, or some girl sitting by the lake sad because she is wet.

Do you like my imagery there?

AND CONSUMER IS NOT HERE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS SO I WILL NEVER KNOW NOW.

 

[jack]

Yeah, but I am