I want to be a citizen

[BenedictTurtle]

Thank you.

 

[Seph]

meh...

 

[MortimerLobsterman]

omfg noob!! u get pwned at evereything
you are already a citizen of FAILTOWN
stupid noob turtle lol

 

[Cacophony]

WHO ARE YOU, MYSTERY MAN?

 

[Conchaga]

WHO GIVES A SHIT, CAPSLOCK LADY?

 

[Grandtheftcow]

ARE YOU SAYING THERE"S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CAPSLOCK?

 

[Conchaga]

YOU CAN USE CRUISE CONTROL ALL YOU WANT, BUT I LIKE MY SHIFT KEY!

 

[Cacophony]

CRUISE CONTROL FOR ULTIMATE COOL!

 

[Loktar]

I DON'T WANT CRUISE CONTROL, HE BETTER KEEP HIS HANDS OFF MY THETANS!

 

[Love Child]

Did this really happen here? Today? Really? Here. In the badlands. Some dude asked for citizenship? I think it should happen. Make it happen. I think someone has a voucher. I mean after all it is a turtle. What? Don't look at me that way.

 

[Loktar]

Sure why not? He's already has a sex tape.

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[Ilyanna]

WHO ARE YOU, MYSTERY MAN?

WHO GIVES A SHIT, CAPSLOCK LADY?

ARE YOU SAYING THERE"S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CAPSLOCK?

YOU CAN USE CRUISE CONTROL ALL YOU WANT, BUT I LIKE MY SHIFT KEY!

CRUISE CONTROL FOR ULTIMATE COOL!

I DON'T WANT CRUISE CONTROL, HE BETTER KEEP HIS HANDS OFF MY THETANS!

STOP YELLING I HAVE A FUCKING MIGRAINE YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARDS!!!

 

[Ilyanna]

omg I just acted like capslock would actually mean loud speech. I'm screwed.
*pops another pill and gets to sleep*