I want to be a dictator.

[SilentBtViolent]

But Turkmenistan was taken!

OMG WTF!

This is a blatant Daily Show ripoff. Seriously, this episode was nutso, the Turkmens are pretty majorly fucked up with that crazyass dictator. Kind of like if the Moonies really had positions of power instead of just controlling Congress who proclaimed him Jesus and whatnot.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Stewart does his shtick. Well for some people, not so well for others.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah well I'm not kidding at all!

Here's the Washington Post article about Reverend Moon tricking some congressmen into crowning him Messiah. I'm not joking at all:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61932-2004Jun22.html

 

[Ishcabittle]

Um...

More than a dozen lawmakers attended a congressional reception this year honoring the Rev. Sun Myung Moon in which Moon declared himself the Messiah and said his teachings have helped Hitler and Stalin be "reborn as new persons."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'TS MY FAVOURITE SHOW