I Want to Pose in Playgirl!

[Shatna]

Yeah, that's right! Me, stripped down to the buff! Oiled and manly! I could do it! Why the hell not? What's to stop me? Age? BAH! Paunch? I sneer at paunchlessness! Think of it! Nekkid, nekkid Shatna! What say ye?

 

[WingedWeasel]

Can I get an autographed copy? with a strategically placed siggy?

 

[Shatna]

"Dear WW... I am actually bigger in real life. Love, Manly Nekkid Shatna"

There you are, young lady!

 

[Gagh]

Oh My GOD! I hope this happens!!!!

*Pants*

*Swoons*

 

[Shatna]

C'MERE AND POSE WITH ME, YOU SWEATY LIMEY GOD!!!

We'll compare footballs.

 

[Mirah]

OMG! You should sooo pose! I'll even take the pics for you.

 

[Gagh]

Don't swoon! I'll catch you!

 

[Shatna]

OMG! You should sooo pose! I'll even take the pics for you.

YES! Yes, I insist!

Me and Gagh... our brawny arms around each other's heaving, sweaty, hairy bodies... however will you hold that camera still?!?

 

[Mirah]

OMG! Thats hawt!

 

[Mirah]

Wait, send pix please! Now! *Drools* Both of you! Oh, and send phone numbers, my space accounts and msn please. Thanks.

 

[Shatna]

Done, done and done!

 

[Gagh]

Yet another signed up member of SHATNA'S TEH PANTING HOTS HAREM!

 

[WingedWeasel]

Someone needs to remember to bring the baby oil in the spray bottle so they look extra shiny at any given moment!

 

[Shatna]

Yet another signed up member of SHATNA'S TEH PANTING HOTS HAREM!

SHE WANTS YOU TOO YOU DUMB YOBBO!

 

[Shatna]

Someone needs to remember to bring the baby oil in the spray bottle so they look extra shiny at any given moment!

That's your job!

 

[Gagh]

SHE WANTS YOU TOO YOU DUMB YOBBO!

I shrug 'em off. I'm spoken for

 

[WingedWeasel]

*Weasel is proud of her new career!

 

[Eating_habits]

I'll pose

:blush:

 

[Shatna]

I shrug 'em off. I'm spoken for

BLIMEY! BUT NONE OF THIS IS REAL!

 

[EnglishRose]

I'll take a picture of Gagh in all his sweaty limeyness please