Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
and a parrot flew out of the end and started screeching "Polly want a blowjob from natale" and I was totally like, "WTF, mate" then it pooped on some asian kid's head which then became a popular picture online about having teh shits on someone again. But, I digress, without that parrot I would never have known about natalie loving birds so intimately. I didn't know she was bi? And, if so, is keira knightly going to start shearing sheep and rubbing their freshly-shorn wool all over her lithe little body then beg me to scratch her in naughty places because it itches so much. I don't know if I could resist. Of course, I'm not into wooly women. Though, I don't think it'd matter. I'd just let Juliana Rose Mauriello call for sporticus, because he's the only legal piece of ass on that show. Besides, I know he's totally hitting that. And I'd wanna watch, if not join in. Yeah, I'm a pervert. I know, but that little girl is definitely lolita hot. OK, I'm gonna go nair my legs now and think of tagging tagging keira with a parrot on her shoulder and natalie stroking the bird while sporticus and juliana sit in the corner mutually masturbating one another.
