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I was playing the didgeridoo

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
and a parrot flew out of the end and started screeching "Polly want a blowjob from natale" and I was totally like, "WTF, mate" then it pooped on some asian kid's head which then became a popular picture online about having teh shits on someone again. But, I digress, without that parrot I would never have known about natalie loving birds so intimately. I didn't know she was bi? And, if so, is keira knightly going to start shearing sheep and rubbing their freshly-shorn wool all over her lithe little body then beg me to scratch her in naughty places because it itches so much. I don't know if I could resist. Of course, I'm not into wooly women. Though, I don't think it'd matter. I'd just let Juliana Rose Mauriello call for sporticus, because he's the only legal piece of ass on that show. Besides, I know he's totally hitting that. And I'd wanna watch, if not join in. Yeah, I'm a pervert. I know, but that little girl is definitely lolita hot. OK, I'm gonna go nair my legs now and think of tagging tagging keira with a parrot on her shoulder and natalie stroking the bird while sporticus and juliana sit in the corner mutually masturbating one another.
 
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Miss Busybody is legal.
 
Van Morrison was into this shit and he was quite good.
 
He does like rocking that gypsy soul.
 
And smoking that gyppo rock
 
Fantabulous.
 
i know a story about Van Morrison and a hat and a London cab
 
So does a London cab driver!
 
no, he had that flashy pen thing from Will Smith and REMEMBERS NOTHING>
 
I've forgotten my PANTS!!
 
Will Smith gets jiggy with Londo cab drivers at 3am.
 
You don't say!
 
Conchaga said:
and a parrot flew out of the end and started screeching "Polly want a blowjob from natale" and I was totally like, "WTF, mate" then it pooped on some asian kid's head which then became a popular picture online about having teh shits on someone again. But, I digress, without that parrot I would never have known about natalie loving birds so intimately. I didn't know she was bi? And, if so, is keira knightly going to start shearing sheep and rubbing their freshly-shorn wool all over her lithe little body then beg me to scratch her in naughty places because it itches so much. I don't know if I could resist. Of course, I'm not into wooly women. Though, I don't think it'd matter. I'd just let Juliana Rose Mauriello call for sporticus, because he's the only legal piece of ass on that show. Besides, I know he's totally hitting that. And I'd wanna watch, if not join in. Yeah, I'm a pervert. I know, but that little girl is definitely lolita hot. OK, I'm gonna go nair my legs now and think of tagging tagging keira with a parrot on her shoulder and natalie stroking the bird while sporticus and juliana sit in the corner mutually masturbating one another.
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What, AGAIN?
 
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