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I will have sexy time with Eloisel

Well, you've already missed about seven sexy times with me. Believe it or not, I don't have an infinite supply of sexy times.
 
I think he's having flashbacks about the last time he carelessly approached a woman. Someone even caght it on film :)

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SaintLucifer said:
Silly American fool. I have absolutely no doubt that Eloisle is a fat, aged cunt too fugly for words. Why do you think she is here, after all? Stupid fucking Americans.
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Dearest, you are being more retarded than usual. You've only been looking at my name for years and you still can't spell it. Bet you can't pronounce it either.

You are projecting why you are here on to why I am here. I am here because I choose to be. You, on the other hand, are here because you want me to notice that you think you have a schlong. That is yet a fact not in evidence, a causal claim. So, put up or change your color to pink to denote the pussy you really are.
 
There once was a poster, St. Luci
Stuck a dynamite stick up his toosie
They found his torn schlong
in use as a bong
and his anus was munched on by moosie.
 
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