I will not be your love slave!

[I Love Cunt]

Not Tonight! You have to treat me right first.
You can't just come in and say, "Take off your shirt"
"Suck mY Cock"
"Fuck My Ass"
And it is so
you have to work up to these things first

 

[Loktar]

Ok.

Candy?
Flowers?
Fuck me?

 

[I Love Cunt]

No. Fuck. You. Go. To. Hell. Fuck. Off.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I will not be your love slave!

 

[Ilyanna]

Ok.

Candy?
Flowers?
Fuck me?

Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should really work on your pick-up routine, honey!

 

[The Dork Lord]

He tried. He really tried.

 

[Loktar]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should really work on your pick-up routine, honey!

Taser?
Lube?
Rape?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'd go with the rape.

Saves time.

 

[Loktar]

I'd go with the rape.

Saves time.

How about all 3 combined?

 

[The Dork Lord]

That too, I suppose.

 

[Cock]

suck me

 

[I Love Cunt]

Who does cock want to suck him? With his lovely wife and all-who knows maybe she has a gun!

 

[Cock]

sorry. i meant to say that out loud......

my wife calls me Jim, though. meh. not as funny.

 

[I Love Cunt]

what

 

[I Love Cunt]

Slave to the cock
cock slave

Do you have any slaves cock?

 

[The Dork Lord]

If every cock had at least 1 slave, there'd be no need for rape...

 

[I Love Cunt]

^ Ew Dork Lord! Ew!

 

[The Dork Lord]

How is what I said gross, and what you said not?

 

[J&L Massacres]

See? Sex sex sex!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Boobies.