The Question
Eternal
You couldn't win first prize at a state fair if you were the only pig on the circuit. You're an embarrassment to the phylum chordata. When guests come to your parents' house, your mother is more embarrassed by the family photo album than you are. When God was passing out brains, he skipped you over because he didn't want to waste any. Your mother tied a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you, so the dog went vegetarian. Aliens refuse to abduct you. If you ever had a moral feeling you'd mistake it for the flu and go to bed.
Also, you smell.
Also, you smell.