I WISH I COULD BE COMMANDER RIKER

[The Tomtrek]

WHY CAN'T I BE COMMANDER RIKER??

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Grow a beard and gain 100 pounds. It's a start.

 

[Dr Dave]

Well you're not the same person, so you cant be him!

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[Dr Dave]

Your better then him, you're Tomtrek!

 

[Cock]

RIKER IS A PIKER


A TILTY HEADED PIKER, I SAY

 

[Cassie]

You can be my number one, Tomtrek.

 

[FBI parte due]

Adm. Hyperriker

 

[The Tomtrek]

DARK Admiral Jean-Luc Hyperriker!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll need to check that site again some day.

 

[The Tomtrek]

THAT'LL BE THE DAY!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes that's a reference.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We can't all be Riker. Sometimes it's a real burden, let me tell you.

Especially when some young punk like Lavelle or Shelby starts giving you shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did he never have hate sex with Shelby?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She was frigid. She only goes for men with Borg attachments.

 

[Dr Dave]

I was watching this episode of Leverage last night that had Jonathan Franks in it.

He didn't have any lines, but you could tell it was him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He must have directed it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Apparently he has directed some of the episodes. I don't know if he directed the particular episode I saw him in though.

 

[Cock]

that's my wife's name

 

[Dr Dave]

Riker?