i wish i had some sardines right now

[that orange cat]

wouldn't that be delicious?

 

[Gagh]

Well you don't, and also - you are not a cat.

 

[that orange cat]

you silly goose!

 

[Gagh]

I am not a goose. You are not a cat.

 

[that orange cat]

well, you sure are the "what we're not" police.

 

[Gagh]

No, I am not.

 

[that orange cat]

gotcha.

man, sardines, though. yum. much better than this crappy dry food.

 

[Gagh]

I wish BlindGroping were here.

 

[that orange cat]

is he a person? you must just not like cats... oh well.

 

[Gagh]

Seeing as you have probably been a member here for some time, you know who he is

 

[that orange cat]

goofy!

 

[Gagh]

Nope.

 

[that orange cat]

gosh, your a negative nancy, aren'tcha?

 

[Gagh]

No.

 

[that orange cat]

No.

ok, that's what that button does.

so, you are telling me that your aren't a negative nancy?

 

[Gagh]

Yes.

 

[that orange cat]

Yes.

positivism!

 

[Gagh]

 

[Ishcabittle]

why do pets have to die? Can't we get some sort of cryogenic freeze thing going on here? No? Fuck.

 

[curiousa2z]

I think it should be a rule that cats are immortal, like sea turtles.

it took me 8 years before I could even think of having another cat, after Elrond (also an orange cat) died.
Finally, the minions nagged me so much we went to the City Pound, Oberon did the cat mind control thing on the family, and here we are.