I wish my breasts were larger

[Consumer]

Fortunately for me, in my "in" box today, there is a company that makes a pill that can HELP! Thank goodness for this advertising and it's timely arrival. Apparently they've been trying to tell me about this for awhile as there were other ads just like it in my junk mail filter. I guess hotmail wants me to have bigger breasts too! And in just 3 weeks!

I guess there are a lot of girls with my name.

The things you learn...

"Better living through modern Chemistry!"

-SB

 

[headvoid]

I wonder if you spent all day reading spam emails your breasts will naturally grow?

 

[Cinch]

I want a pill that will make mine shrink two cup sizes and give me nipples that can do sun salutes.