I wish to buy Hambil

[Cassie]

Please contact me with your terms via PM.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why do you want to buy him?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The base model Hambil is quite affordable. It's the constant stream of expansion packs that gets you later on.

 

[Loktar]

I bought the Hambil with built in heart attack. It died.

 

[Donovan]

I bought a Jack and left it on my bedside table overnight.


My neck hurts now.

 

[jack]

I bought all of you and retired to a condo in Maui.

 

[Hambil]

What do you plan on doing with me post purchase? There are certain parts on my body I'd like to remain attached, as small as they might be.

 

[jack]

I dont wan't to ask how Morrie is involved.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes you do!

 

[Hambil]

She's my fluffer.

(for my fur, you perverts)

 

[Cassie]

I don't chop HAMSTERS.

 

[Cassie]

DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR PENID, OK?