I Woke up Next to Bosun Smee

[Gagh]

Perhaps I'm gay, after all.

 

[Hambil]

SMEE WAS MY FAVORITE PIRATE

 

[Gagh]

EVEN BETTER THAN THAT MECHANICAL PIRATE FROM THUNDERCATS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RAPING HIM WAS FUN

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF I TOLD ID GET A WHIPPIN

 

[Mentalist]

I'M CAPTAIN JACK BANNEDNOW!


It'a the Jack Sparrow line.. What do you mean you don't get.. WHAT! SHUT UP.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I haven't downlo---I mean paid full price and sat in a theater to watch it like a good citizen yet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Overrated.

 

[Gagh]

Smee shot all the Marvel Superheroes