I woke Up

[I Love Cunt]

I woke up
and found
that my ass hurt
I walked my way to the bathroom
stumbling over various objects
and bottles of lotions and lubes
I sat on the toilet
and noticed
how slippery my body was
Who the Fuck ASS Raped Me In My Sleep Last Night?
Someone Raped My ASS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
I was done in the bathroom
and stumbled back into the room where I woke up-
it wasn't the bedroom
there were people laying on the floor
I saw blood
I looked down and saw blood
on my hands
I thought I washed them!
I went back into the bathroom to wash again
and saw more blood in the sink,
everywhere
WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
WHO FUCKING RAPED MY ASS LAST NIGHT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!
AND WAS I GOOD AND DID I ENJOY IT?
I dried my hands
and walked back into the other room
were these people sleeping?
Passed out?
Or dead?
I couldn't decide
I needed a smoke
and another drink
or maybe I shouldn't drink
I didn't know what was going on
WHY DID MY ASS HURT SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH ME?
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE WAKE UP AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
WHO FUCKING RAPED ME IN THE ASS ALREADY?!

 

[jack]

wow

 

[Falconarg]

yeah wow lame

 

[The Dork Lord]

Sorry, I didn't want to wake you

 

[I Love Cunt]

Sorry, I didn't want to wake you

SO YOU FUCKED ME IN MY SLEEP? AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT IS A LITTLE SAD FACE SMILIE ICON THING? WTF?! WHY DON'T PEOPLE WAKE ME FOR THESE THINGS! COME ON PEOPLE! FUCKING WAKE ME UP ALREADY! AND STOP ASS RAPING ME WHILE I SLEEP!

 

[I Love Cunt]

its art if you imagine in in b/w

So, you are referring to what here?

 

[Loktar]

SO YOU FUCKED ME IN MY SLEEP? AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT IS A LITTLE SAD FACE SMILIE ICON THING? WTF?! WHY DON'T PEOPLE WAKE ME FOR THESE THINGS! COME ON PEOPLE! FUCKING WAKE ME UP ALREADY! AND STOP ASS RAPING ME WHILE I SLEEP!

Can we ass rape you while your awake?

 

[Cock]

So, you are referring to what here?

i was referring to the mental image of you walking back and forth with a bloody ass.

 

[I Love Cunt]

i was referring to the mental image of you walking back and forth with a bloody ass.

I am an ARTARD! I NEVER SAID I HAD BLOOD ON MY ASS!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I will wake you up first next time...

 

[Falconarg]

sleep forever bitches

 

[Mrs Nomanners]

I woke up

commiserations, that's indeed the most traumatic moment in everyone's life.

 

[Loktar]

sleep forever bitches

Yeah we wish you would sleep forever

 

[Falconarg]

kill me bitch

 

[Loktar]

don't tempt me.

*shuts off chainsaw*

 

[Falconarg]

 

[Gagh]

cxv

 

[The Dork Lord]

cxv

can't x-ray vanity

 

[Love Child]

blaljlkjlhlb

 

[Love Child]

omg that was so fucking close! LOL! Dude.