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I WON THE LOTTERY!

dogbert

King of Sarcasm
Oh what joy! I just looked at my numbers last night and found I have a winning lottery ticket! It was in the Mega Millions, the multi state game we have here! And dont worry that I will blow all the money because I cashed it in today and bought a diet pepsi, another $1 ticket for tonights lottery, and I still have the $5 I had left over.
 
Oooo, thanks for reminding me!

Now I have to shower, get dressed, and go out in the world with my massive cold and buy some Mega tickets. $163 million jackpot tonight!

Congrats on your good fortune.
 
That's very cool. You should fuck each other sometime, if you haven't yet. Especially before you marry White Bread Fuck The Ring Boy, y'know what I mean.

You might start craving twelve inches of salty goodness at an inopportune time otherwise.

Unless of course, you have already.
 
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