I WON THE LOTTERY!

[dogbert]

Oh what joy! I just looked at my numbers last night and found I have a winning lottery ticket! It was in the Mega Millions, the multi state game we have here! And dont worry that I will blow all the money because I cashed it in today and bought a diet pepsi, another $1 ticket for tonights lottery, and I still have the $5 I had left over.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oooo, thanks for reminding me!

Now I have to shower, get dressed, and go out in the world with my massive cold and buy some Mega tickets. $163 million jackpot tonight!

Congrats on your good fortune.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Congrats and way to be conservative, I myself would have blown the whole wod in one shot.

 

[Enkephalen]

Now invest that $5.00 in stocks!

 

[jack]

Congrats and way to be conservative, I myself would have blown the whole wod in one shot.

QUOTE. OF. THE. WEEK.

 

[jack]

I swear to god I'm going to die laughing.

 

[dogbert]

Now invest that $5.00 in stocks!

Great idea! I can add 5 more shares of PMU to my portfolio!

 

[Panda]

Congrats and way to be conservative, I myself would have blown the whole wod in one shot.

something you'd like to tell us? :::laughing:::

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did you swallow?

 

[jack]

BIG DICK MCGEE IS LURKING THIS THREAD

 

[Laker_Girl]

He lurks in every thread I've replied to. We stalk each other.

 

[jack]

That's very cool. You should fuck each other sometime, if you haven't yet. Especially before you marry White Bread Fuck The Ring Boy, y'know what I mean.

You might start craving twelve inches of salty goodness at an inopportune time otherwise.

Unless of course, you have already.