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I wonder what happend to Monkeye Gourd

Mentalist

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Maybe he settled down in a record breaking bowl of porridge and Roy Castle came back from the dead and head butted his nose but he was non-corporeal so he just went straight through him and got lodged on a penny he had eaten the other day that had magical properties and that is the story of how the industrious bumblebee saved enough pollen to make a sun hat for the ensuing heat wave that came right about now to tie it all together and they lived on John Tesh's old guitar and rocked out every Friday but didn't eat meat because John Tesh was a Klingon Christian rock star.

YEAH I BET THATS WHAT HAPPENED.

HA'DOUKEN!
 
I think Robot Hitler started stealing his eggs so Monkeye Gourd hired Dave Turnip to eat all of Robot Hitler's brains but he was a robot and didn't have any so Robot Hitler tickled Dave into submission and then they parted all night with S Club 7, dig it!
 
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