I would not take this thing if it lay in the highway

[CaptainWacky]

NOT INT HE MOVIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHY DO THEY CALL THEM TRAILERS IF THEY COME BEFORE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

TO FOOL YOU

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I STAND FOOLED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLT EHITLH

 

[Gagh]

KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

AMERICAN BADASS!

 

[whisky]

A trailer could come first if your car was reversing

 

[CaptainWacky]

yes

 

[Ishcabittle]

WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY, ROLLIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT, WE GOT A GREAT BIG CONVOY, AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT?

10-4 GOOD BUDDY.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

WHY DO THEY CALL THEM TRAILERS IF THEY COME BEFORE?

BECAUSE IN THE OLD oh wait --sorry.

Because in the old days, like pre-early '70's, the 'previews' came after the feature, not before. They could also be much longer, like 4-7 minutes (I saw a great one of Taxi Driver not long ago that almost gave away the whole flick).

MR. KNOW IT ALL
8)

 

[Ishcabittle]

hOW many trailers must we endure nowadays? last time I hit the cinema (a scanner darkly) I sat through like twelve or some shit. Like thirty minutes of previews. Fuck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why would anyone wait until AFTER a movie just to see previews. THA TMUST BE WHY THEY CHANGED IT

 

[Gagh]

LOL MARK HENRY IS SO FAT HIS BLOBBY GUT BROKE HIS OWN BONES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In the US, half the trailers are just plain commercials, not even for movies. Cars, candy bars, insurance...you can arrive 20 minutes late for a showtime and not miss the opening credits...

 

[Gagh]

WHAT, EVEN ADS FOR DANIEL CRAIG Y-FRONTS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, they were banned along with Boy George Horse Lollies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

yes we have ads here too. fucking special extra long cinema versions of the ads. THEY'RE STUPID