I would rather punch myself than watch CBB - Oh hang on, I would if I did!

[Gagh]

AND PUT MY HAND IN A BLENDER.

 

[headvoid]

Jack puts his cock in a blender regularly. He says he prefers it to Jades snatch

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Good thing you didn't watch Cleo's cringe worthy performance last night, you would've topped yourself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So you missed KELLY BROOK'S SURPRISE NUDE APPEARANCE WHERE SHE REVEALED A LOVE OF TRANSFORMERS, BUT ONLY GENERATION ONE OF COURSE? Shame!

 

[Gagh]

I SAW THAT BIT, BECAUSE I HEARD CLEO'S MINGE TRANSFORMED INTO MEL SMITH & GRYFF RHYS JONES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DAMN

 

[Gagh]

"Help me everyone! Why do I have two 1980's comedians protruding from between my legs??"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It all started when Smith and Jones stood either side of a fence having a chat. Little did they know Cleo would come crashing on top of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Little did they know that HALE AND PACE ARE MAKING A COMEBACK LIVE ON MTV

 

[Fuddlemiff]

ooh! there's one!