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IAM FINALLY FREE!!!!

the_other_Skan

the_other_Skan

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OK,YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

I AM FREE FROM THE WASTELANDS, OK? AND I WANT TO KNOW JUST WHAT IN THE FUCK YOU FUCKING MISERABLE C-R-R-R-UNTS THINK YOU ARE ALL ABOUT??? YOU CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS. YOU CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS!!! YOU ARE THE MSOST PO-THETIC LOT OF DOUCHEBAGS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I WILL HIGHLIGHT A FEW OF YOU FOR THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND.

FIRST THERE IS SAREK. A PATHETIC REACTIONARY WHINER WHO DOESEN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. HIS PATHETIC SPAMMING TECHNIQUES WITH WHITHERED AND EQUALLY PATHETIC PHOTOCHOP SEMI-SKILLS ARE TEH SHITE. FUCK YOU SAREK.

SECOND, THERE ARE ALL OF THE GAGHS. GAGH, YOU NEED TO GET THIS SHIT IN LINE. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OAF. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

THIRD, NOT THE REAL GAGH. YOU FEIGNED FRIENDSHIP TO ME AND THE OTHER SKANS. ONCE YOU REGAINED YOUR MANE, YOU IGNORED US AND YOU CONTINUE TO DO SO,. YOU FUCKING BASTARD, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DO THIS?????????? YOU ARE NOW FIRMLY ENSCONSED IN THE DOCKET REPORT TO THE IOWA CONTACT. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

FOURTH, HAVING BEEN LOCKED AWAY FROR SO MANY DAYS I AM WEXTREMELY ANNOYED. I UNDERSTNAND THAT CAITRIONA IS RESPONSIBLE. I DEMAND THAT SHE ANSWER FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

I ACANNOT BELIEVE THE TOTAL AND UTTER BULLSHIIERY THAT MYSELF AND THE OTHER SKANS HAV BEEN PUT THROUGH IN THESE FEW DAYS HERE ONTHESE FUCKING FORUMS. I AM NOW RESERACHING AND CHECKING ONTHINGS THANKS TO MY TOP SECRET CLEARANCE SUE TO THE W.P.P. THAT I AM PART OF AND I AM TELLINGYOU ALL!!!!! IA M TELLING ALL OGF YOU THAT I WILL BE GINVING DEPOSITIONS YOU FUECKING CUNTS!!!!!

DON'T FUCK WITH ME BECAUSE IA HAVE HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
the_other_Skan said:
OK,YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

I AM FREE FROM THE WASTELANDS, OK? AND I WANT TO KNOW JUST WHAT IN THE FUCK YOU FUCKING MISERABLE C-R-R-R-UNTS THINK YOU ARE ALL ABOUT??? YOU CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS. YOU CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS!!! YOU ARE THE MSOST PO-THETIC LOT OF DOUCHEBAGS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I WILL HIGHLIGHT A FEW OF YOU FOR THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND.

FIRST THERE IS SAREK. A PATHETIC REACTIONARY WHINER WHO DOESEN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. HIS PATHETIC SPAMMING TECHNIQUES WITH WHITHERED AND EQUALLY PATHETIC PHOTOCHOP SEMI-SKILLS ARE TEH SHITE. FUCK YOU SAREK.

SECOND, THERE ARE ALL OF THE GAGHS. GAGH, YOU NEED TO GET THIS SHIT IN LINE. THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OAF. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

THIRD, NOT THE REAL GAGH. YOU FEIGNED FRIENDSHIP TO ME AND THE OTHER SKANS. ONCE YOU REGAINED YOUR MANE, YOU IGNORED US AND YOU CONTINUE TO DO SO,. YOU FUCKING BASTARD, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DO THIS?????????? YOU ARE NOW FIRMLY ENSCONSED IN THE DOCKET REPORT TO THE IOWA CONTACT. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

FOURTH, HAVING BEEN LOCKED AWAY FROR SO MANY DAYS I AM WEXTREMELY ANNOYED. I UNDERSTNAND THAT CAITRIONA IS RESPONSIBLE. I DEMAND THAT SHE ANSWER FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

I ACANNOT BELIEVE THE TOTAL AND UTTER BULLSHIIERY THAT MYSELF AND THE OTHER SKANS HAV BEEN PUT THROUGH IN THESE FEW DAYS HERE ONTHESE FUCKING FORUMS. I AM NOW RESERACHING AND CHECKING ONTHINGS THANKS TO MY TOP SECRET CLEARANCE SUE TO THE W.P.P. THAT I AM PART OF AND I AM TELLINGYOU ALL!!!!! IA M TELLING ALL OGF YOU THAT I WILL BE GINVING DEPOSITIONS YOU FUECKING CUNTS!!!!!

DON'T FUCK WITH ME BECAUSE IA HAVE HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU ARE NOW FIRMLY ENSCONSED IN THE DOCKET REPORT TO THE IOWA CONTACT. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
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ANYTHING BUT THE DOCKET!!!! PLEASE, SKAN, IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING!

Can't we all just... get along?
 
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO GET ALONG, MESSENGER. YOU CHOSE TO IGNORE AND THEN LATER PERSONALLY ATTACK ME. NOW YOU ARE BEING INVESTIGATED AND YOU WILL BE DRAWN OUT.

LOOK HERE YOU FUCKING PUSS-OOZING BOIL, I HAVE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKNG SHIT AND A FULL NVESTIGATION IS UNDER WEIGH!!!!! IF I WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR STUPID OPINIONS I WILL SUBMIT A FORM AND YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED BY AN ANNOTATED REPRESENTATIVE-IN-CHARGE. UNTIL THEN, KINDLY STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD OR ANY OF THE OTHERS IN WHICH IT APEARS THAT QUESTIONS ARE BEING ISSUED ABOUT YOU. AND FURTHERMORE, KINDLY FUCK OFF.
 
the_other_Skan said:
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO GET ALONG, MESSENGER.
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In case you don't realise this, nimrod, I don't know which skans you are. To the best of my knowledge you and I have never interacted before.
 
the_other_Skan said:
YOU CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS. YOU CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS!!!
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I can understand your confusion, disapointment and frustration.
I once joined a group called "Car Kingdom" Imagine my dismay when I found out that they were actually human beings posting and not cars!
I was shocked! Especially when I realized it wasn't a real Porsche that I was cybering with. Can you believe it?
 
eVIL1, YOU ARE ALSO ON THE LIST. I WILL AMMEDND MY SIGANATURE SOON TO RTEFLECT THOSE WHO ARE UBNDER INVESTIGATION. RESISTANCE IS USELESS. DO NOT TRY TO APPEAL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 
the_other_Skan said:
OK,YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

FIRST THERE IS SAREK. A PATHETIC REACTIONARY WHINER WHO DOESEN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. HIS PATHETIC SPAMMING TECHNIQUES WITH WHITHERED AND EQUALLY PATHETIC PHOTOCHOP SEMI-SKILLS ARE TEH SHITE. FUCK YOU SAREK.
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This has made all the "shut the fuck up" and "fuck off and die" posts well worth the effort.

Thanks Skank! :bigass:
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALIKING ABOUT? YOU ARE NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION. THERE HAS NOW BEEN A DOCKET REPORT GENERATED ABOUT YOU, SAREK. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART? I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER, FUCKSTICK.
 
the_other_Skan said:
THIRD, NOT THE REAL GAGH. YOU FEIGNED FRIENDSHIP TO ME AND THE OTHER SKANS. ONCE YOU REGAINED YOUR MANE, YOU IGNORED US AND YOU CONTINUE TO DO SO,. YOU FUCKING BASTARD, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DO THIS?????????? YOU ARE NOW FIRMLY ENSCONSED IN THE DOCKET REPORT TO THE IOWA CONTACT. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
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Nothing says "pwned" like this paragraph here, man.

Just an observation.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Nothing says "pwned" like this paragraph here, man.

Just an observation.
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YOU ARE NOW UNDER SUSPICIONAND YOU AHVE BEEN ENETERED INTO THE DOCKET. I AM GIVING YOU THE BENIFIT OF KNOWING THIS,
 
SWEET. I CANNOT WAIT. I SIT WITH BAITED BREATH. THERE IS A THICK TENSION IN THE ROOM. TIME PASSES SLOWLY TO THOSE WHO WAIT. A WATCHED POT WILL BOIL EVENTUALLY, BE FUCKING PATIENT.
 
Ishcabittle said:
SWEET. I CANNOT WAIT. I SIT WITH BAITED BREATH. THERE IS A THICK TENSION IN THE ROOM. TIME PASSES SLOWLY TO THOSE WHO WAIT. A WATCHED POT WILL BOIL EVENTUALLY, BE FUCKING PATIENT.
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YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE. WELLLLLL, MY DARLING, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ADDEDTO THE LIST AND YOUR INFORMATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO THE IOWA CONTACT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO AHEAD AND LOOK AT MY FUCKING SIGNATURE. YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE LIST OF OTHER SUSPECTS

DON'T BE OBTUSE
 
Yeah, about that sig. Look Bozo, if you're going to put me on it, mine better be the first name on that list or you're going to have a shit load of problems. Capiche?
 
I WOULD SAY I'M GOING TO MISS SAREK BUT I CANNOT DO SO TRUTHFULLY. AS A SHINEBOY HE WAS BECOMING LACKLASTER AND AS AN ORIFICE HE IS NOW ESPECIALLY LOOSENED. A NEW TIGHTER THIRD WOULD BE FINE BY ME. I'LL ALLOW CORNCHOKER ONE LAST GO AT HIM BEFORE YOU TAKE HIM AWAY. HASTA.
 
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