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Ian - BB14

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Name: Ian Terry

Age: 21

Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pa. (living in New Orleans, La.)

Occupation: Engineering Student at Tulane University

Three adjectives that describe you: Intelligent, eccentric and analytical.

Favorite Activities: I really enjoy biking whenever I get the chance. A grueling bike ride is excellent.

Most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Being disconnected from sports, family, friends, internet and TV.

Strategy for winning “Big Brother:” I want to make an alliance with about six people and I'd like to be seen as maybe the fourth strongest in the group, that way it wouldn't be me going up if the other side gained the power.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: My all-time favorite has to be Dr. Will from BB2/BB7. He played the game with absolute finesse both times, and as a 10 year old watching BB2, I definitely would say I idolized him back then.

What are you afraid of: I'm definitely afraid of venomous snakes and any large, deadly animals, simply because they're extremely dangerous. I also have a real fear of vomiting because it's really painful and a fear of drowning since I feel like it'd be one of the worst ways to die.

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: My proudest accomplishment so far in life is going to Tulane, far away from my family and old friends, studying the hardest major I could possibly take, and surviving it for three years.

Finish this sentence: My life’s motto is… I came here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of bubblegum.

What would you take into the house and why: My collection of glasses: I have these glasses that can go with everything I wear. A picture of my family: I definitely will really miss them. My guitar: I recently picked up guitar and feel it's an awesome way to relieve stress. Also, it does get me a fair amount of attention from girls.

What would you do if “Big Brother” made you famous: I'd try to live my life normally again. I don't really have any intentions of going into acting or anything like that. I'd probably just try to go back to Chemical Engineering and do what I've always wanted to do.
 
Ian to win!


But this?

Strategy for winning “Big Brother:” I want to make an alliance with about six people and I'd like to be seen as maybe the fourth strongest in the group, that way it wouldn't be me going up if the other side gained the power.

Is not going to work.
 
Someone on DigitalSpy mentioned that Ian gave a "shoutout" to Lauren (BB13 UK Lauren) on your live feed!? If so he should definitely win.
 
Yes he did! He's a BB superfan and follows UK as well. He gave the shout-out during a long monologue to himself while he was alone in a bedroom last night. HE'S GOOD PEOPLE. But he's so young and awkward, and the rest of the house thinks he's a little creepy. I LOVE HIM.

He wondered aloud if Lauren was still in the game because he thinks she's hot.

His parents tested him for Asperger's but it was inconclusive!
 
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Britney and Dan have been giving him advice on women and dating because he's so inexperienced, and last night Ashley agreed to be set up on a date with him. It started out well but he ended up talking too much game toward the end and she seemed bored. BITCH! So he didn't get the girl, and probably gave away info that will help other people target him for eviction. GOOD SHOW!
 
He's playing the kind of game where he impresses people with his savant-like knowledge of past seasons, and he keeps making sacrifices for others, like going on slop, or last night, when he gave up a luxury trip to Jenn, and instead chose to wear a dog suit and sleep in a kennel for 24 hours. He has to eat/drink out of bowls, and anytime he wants to leave his doghouse, he has to be led by another housemate on a leash.

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I love him.
 
It's been a busy week in his own house, he's been preoccupied.

When he's not up and about, and just sitting in a chair, he rocks back and forth, and sometimes drums his fingers on the table, or into thin air.

There is a big Ted-like teddy bear in the house; when Ian holds him, sometimes he will briefly burrow his face in it or appear to bite it.

As of now, he is aligning with Dan-Danielle-Britney-Shane. (Also possibly Jenn). But Boogie and Frank are bargaining madly with Danielle and Dan to form a new 6-person "Avengers" alliance that would leave Ian and Jenn out in the cold, and target Janelle for eviction.

THEY'D BETTER NOT!
 
Ian is in the shower, Britney, Danielle and Ashley are on the couch in the bathroom

Britney: Do you think anyone is masturbating to watching you in the shower right now?
Ian: Probably, yeah
Britney: Like what do you think your target masturbation demographic is?
Ian: Um, probably like some old pedophile who thinks I look like a teenage boy

Britney (to the girls): He knows his role.
 
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