Ian McKellan to Marry Patrick Stewart!*

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Magneto to Marry Professor X

Max Read, Gawker - Mar 19, 2013 2:27 PM

Magnet-powered mutant ultranationalist Magneto will set aside his political convictions for a day and officiate the wedding of his old friend and sometime enemy, assimilationist schoolmaster Professor Charles Xavier. Sort of. There are real human beings involved, but some of us have dreamed of writing this headline for years, so let's just pretend for a second:

Ian McKellen, known for his role as Magneto in the "X-Men" films, will preside over the nuptials of Patrick Stewart, a.k.a Professor X in the mutant superhero franchise. [...]

Stewart, 72, also a television icon for his portrayal of Captain Jean Luc Picard in "Star Trek: The Next Generation," is set to get hitched to Sunny Ozell, 35, a jazz singer he has been romantically involved with since 2009.

The other appropriate response to this news (besides "Magneto is Marrying Professor X?!") is "Patrick Stewart is dating a 35-year-old?!"

Looks like Jean Luc can still FIRE THEM THRUSTERS, EH?

 

[headvoid]

The more shocking news for me is that Ian McKellan has a license of some sort to marry people.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Anyone can get one of those -- you can be ordained on the internet.

Universal Life Church - Become Ordained

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But before you start performing ceremonies, make sure it's legal where you live:

Great Wedding! But Was It Legal?

 

[Cassie]

Does she ask him to say "ENGAGE" before they have sex? YES, IMO!

 

[headvoid]

Does she rub Picard's head like that woman on the planet where they all got younger and Data scared the boy?

Does he give a little sideward rye grin when he cums?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does James McAvoy take over from him if he gets tired during sex?

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you think Sir.Patrick does the Picard maneuver?

 

[curiousa2z]

so he was older than his bride is now when she was born...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE ENTERPRISE-C CAME THRU THE RIFT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course he's already seen everything...

 

[whisky]

I bet he come through her rift all the time.