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Ice cream headaches

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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WHY?!!!
 
As punishment for enjoying yourself.
 
Pretty much yeah!

I might go buy ice cream this weekend.
 
I have never liked ice cream all that much.
 
It's not punishment for enjoying yourself, it's punishment for eating it too fast and NOT enjoying yourself. Ice-cream should be eaten slowly...well not too slowly 'cause ya know, it melts but not fast either. Enjoy that bowl of frosty goodness. Enjoy it now, for when global warming happens (it is a fact you know, Al Gore and PSAs said so) there will be no more ice-cream...just hot frothy cream and that's gross.
 
Sin must be atoned for.
 
with melted ice cream
 
Everything gives me a headache so I snort my ice cream just to get it over with. What a buzz.
 
Sounds sticky!
 
Is there any worse pain in the world??
 
The pain of childbirth...luck we'll never have to experience that, eh guys? LOL!
 
You could try shoving a walnut into your penid.
 
I have a micro penis. :(
 
AN ACORN THEN
 
or a PEE - NUT!
bwahahahaha!
 
Kidney stones are not fun
 
It's a recognised medical condition. :rwmad:
 
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