I'd be creepy wouldn't I?

[Ancalagon]

So Airborne School is at Ft. Benning, GA. About 45 from Auburn Alabama, not only home to the greatest college EVAH, but also where my little brother lives/goes to school. So we got released early today, and I hit AU about 2pm. Jesus Christ EVERYONE IS BABYFACED NOW!!! Either college kids are really really young looking, or I'm now the creepy old man hanging out in a college town.

This sucks. Now I'm afraid to go check out all my old hang outs (the ones that are still there ) b/c I feel like I'd be 'that guy.'

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! I'm only 26, I'm too young, too young!!!!

:weep:

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Fuck 'em. It was your town before it was theirs. Siddown and tell them some old war stories, they may even buy you drinks.

 

[Volpone]

"That's what I like about community college girls. I keep getting older, but they still stay the same." :twisted:

Fuck it. Embrace that shit. I'm supposed to be down in San Diego later this month and I'm going to hit the college bars on Mission Beach I used to go to and I'm pushing 40.

I'm seriously tempted to try to go to Prom sometime. :ramen:

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Go, see how easy it is go pick up an 18 year old. Do it once, use her mercilessly, break her heart, and then figure out that while they are cute and enthusiastic, they aren't worth the trouble.

But you aren't going to be "cured" until you do this.

-SB

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Ancalagon]

Go, see how easy it is go pick up an 18 year old. Do it once, use her mercilessly, break her heart, and then figure out that while they are cute and enthusiastic, they aren't worth the trouble.

But you aren't going to be "cured" until you do this.

-SB

Uh... yeah... no.


Privately Owned Weapons are not allowed at Jump School. So that means I'd have to come home unarmed, whereas my wife not only has all my weapons, but also my body armor.

I don't think that would end well. :/

 

[Ancalagon]

Fuck 'em. It was your town before it was theirs. Siddown and tell them some old war stories, they may even buy you drinks.

Eh, hopefully when I'm at Bragg (NC as opposed to WA) I'll be able to come down more often. I'd like to go show Anne all my old haunts, and with her there I wouldn't feel like I was a creepy old man preying on young college tweenagers.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Uh... yeah... no.


Privately Owned Weapons are not allowed at Jump School. So that means I'd have to come home unarmed, whereas my wife not only has all my weapons, but also my body armor.

I don't think that would end well. :/

In your case, bring the little frisky co-ed home and share her with wifey (you might want to get them both a little drunk before hand). Then it's all above board, and Ms. 18 can get her heart broken AND question her orientation.

Note the first word in my chosen name on this board.

Remember: I'm here to help...

-SB

 

[Ancalagon]

In your case, bring the little frisky co-ed home and share her with wifey (you might want to get them both a little drunk before hand). Then it's all above board, and Ms. 18 can get her heart broken AND question her orientation.

Note the first word in my chosen name on this board.

Remember: I'm here to help...

-SB

Two problems.

First my has stated that she's not ready to share me yet. :lol:

Secondly, according to her the kind of women she likes aren't the kind I'd like. According to her, on the rare occasion she finds another woman sexually attractive, its the more androgynous kind. :/

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Compromise is the foundation of any successful marriage.

Tell wifey that you'll put up with a "soft butch" if she has great tits and you can do her in the butt.

Work with this...I can't do it all for you (sigh).

-SB

 

[Ancalagon]

Compromise is the foundation of any successful marriage.

Tell wifey that you'll put up with a "soft butch" if she has great tits and you can do her in the butt.

Work with this...I can't do it all for you (sigh).

-SB

Lol! Soft butch... I think I could deal with that....

Good advice, good advice. When/if we get to that point I'll have to go for that angle! :lol:

 

[Love Child]

Two problems.

First my has stated that she's not ready to share me yet. :lol:

Secondly, according to her the kind of women she likes aren't the kind I'd like. According to her, on the rare occasion she finds another woman sexually attractive, its the more androgynous kind. :/

Ok, so far I have seen 2 rules or obstacles, but let me call them goals instead.

1. She is not ready to share you.
2. She can only recieve pleasure from a woman if you get to watch.


Ok, I'll be back.

 

[Ancalagon]

Ok, so far I have seen 2 rules or obstacles, but let me call them goals instead.

1. She is not ready to share you.

Seriously, I don't think this hurdle will be passed for a while.

And... I don't really care to push it. As much fun as two chicks at the same time is, and as much I'd like to have actual intercourse during the experience, compared to what I got with Anne it pales in comparison.

Nothing is worth fucking that up. And the last two (only two) both ended up REALLY fucked up.

2. She can only recieve pleasure from a woman if you get to watch.


Ok, I'll be back.

Well... yeah.

 

[Gonad]

The last two (only two) times you shared partners?

 

[Ancalagon]

The last two (only two) times you shared partners?

Yes.

First time almost really fucked up a friendship. We'ed both settled on which one we were going for, then he walks in on me in bed with both of them (I was really, really drunk, but it was still a douchebag thing to do).

Second time it was me dating an ex of an ex. We kinda had a triangle reunion and then the jealousy game started. Didn't help that both were young (freshman to my 5th year senior [college]).