I'd give Menty's left nut for a screwdriver

[Hambil]

My cdrw is broken and I need to take it out and put a new one in so I can burn and watch Doctor Who 2x13.

I'm serious, I can have his left nut in a jar in 10 minutes. I'm watching him through a telescope as I type this.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A SCREWDRIVER????

I'm a gay girlie man and I own a Mikita!

 

[Hambil]

Oh, I own a screwdriver. Several actually. But, have you forget the floor of my room thread already?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well...walk around barefoot, and when you say OWWWWW, you've found it.

 

[Hambil]

What if he doesn't have a left nut, like Tom Green. Would Drew dump him, too?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just keep her drunk and she won't notice.

 

[Caitriona]

I'd notice.

 

[Hambil]

Okay, I was able to MacGyver a screw driver out of one of those really tiny screw drivers you use to fix your glasses and a pair of needle nose pliers. Doctor Who 2x13 is burning now!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GO MCGUYVER GO!!!

I love those tiny screwdrivers...

 

[Hambil]

DON'T CORRECT MY SPELLING IN SUBTLE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE WAYS BITCH!

 

[Grammar Check]

Did you mean:

DON'T CORRECT MY SPELLING IN SUBTLE, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAYS, BITCH!

 

[Morrhigan]

Oh great, now my needle-nose pliers are lost, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MENTY LOVES COCK...TAILS!