If a Troll Disposes of an account in the woods, and no one cares...

[Sadistic Bastard]

...will it count?

Time for more manufactured drama.

Zodiac is Dead, Long live Messenger (and is he still here too? I lost track).

Ironclad is Dead. Long Live Ironclad.

TQ is Dead. Long Live The Saint.

My Beer is empty...long live...well... MM, GET ME A BEER, WOMAN!


Cranky, if MM's busy, can you get The Harlot to get me a beer? My ass has grown so large posting here that I can't un-wedge myself from the chair, and it doesn't have rollers.
Thank you.

-SB

 

[Cranky Bastard]

The Harlot provides exemplary service. Beer is just an incidental. :twisted:

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Yep, that's how to train 'em.

You keep her barefoot and in the kitchen most of the time, right?

Women only need three pieces of foot-wear:

Fuzzy slippers for minor errands.
6 inch "fuck me pumps"
a pair of black leather Thigh high boots.

The latter two she dosn't really need to wear anywhere but the bedroom (well...Maybe a spin around the livingroom so you can watch her pick up speed....).

-SB

 

[Sarek]

Someones been sniffing the model glue again.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

So?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I used to do that.

Sniff glue, that is.

 

[Sarek]

Didn't it get stuck in your fur?

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

It's not a problem if you shove the entire nozzle far enough up a nostril.
-SB