If all goes well I will be divorced a year from now.

[starguard]

..that is, if my wife keeps beating me up with roller pins :smfundecided:

To make her feel better, I played this for her

[youtube]6DnD9RBdkfE[/youtube]

 

[Loktar]

Sooner than a year. You did hide all the cutlery and other sharp objects, right?

 

[Cody]

thread title had potential, op screwed the pooch in first post though

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Thats because he is a fuckstick.

 

[jack]

A four on the floor fuckstick.