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If Firecock and Jim Gamma fought to the death, who would win?

Jim hasn't a massive weight advantage and has freaky retard stength so he'd CRUSH Firehawk then wail out the KLINGON DEATH CRY.
 
I have decided that Firecock would win. Jim Gamma would be answering questions in QSF at Trekbbs and not see that crazy chinaman sneak up behind him and stab him with a chopstick.
 
WE'D ALL BE THE WINNERS IF IT WAS CAUGHT ON FILM BECAUSE SOME CLEVER MITE WOULD BE ABLE TO EDIT LIGHTSABERS INTO THE BATTLE
 
YES, BUT THEN IT WOULD BECOME TOO POPULAR LIKE THE STAR WARS KID AND "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" AND WOULD BECOME DEEPLY UNFUNNY AND YOU'D END UP FEELING SYMPATHY FOR GAMMA. BUT NOT FIRECOCK.
 
MAYBE IT COULD BE A CRYPTIC THING WHERE FIRECOCK PERSUADES GAMMA TO SHOOT THE SIDE OF HIS FACE WITH A GUN ONLY TO FIND OUT FIRECOCK IS PART OF HIS OWN MIND. THEY THEN BANG HELENA BONHAM CARTER FEEL MEATLOAFS MAN BOOBS AND MAKE SOME SOAP TO EAT
 
AND THERE'S A COCK SPLICED INTO THE FILM AT THE VERY END AND JIM FELLS A STIRRING IN HIS PANTS WHEN HE SEES IT?
 
BUT THE STIRRING TURNS OUT TO BE MASTER SPLINTER FROM THE TURTLES HIDING IN A HUGE CONDOM?
 
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