If I bit Scarlett Johansson's tits off...

[CaptainWacky]

...would I be jailed?

 

[Tyrant]

Only if it was consensual

 

[Mentalist]

Only if you got caught.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want to eat her.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I want to eat her butthole.

There I said it: I would love to toss Scarlett's salad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Flesh. Bite her hard.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

No, first I'd wash out her asshole with warm water and soap.

Then, I'd dribble just a drip of something sweet in there -- I'm with Chris Rock, syrup is best.

Then I'd just go to town, licking that ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd beat her to near death then devour her flesh as she yet lived.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

While she was alive? That's so crazy it just might be awesome.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You'd be arrested if you were Isaac Mizrahi. Otherwise it would be a first offense.

WOULDN'T IT??????? :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Umm...sure...

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[Tisiphone]

You'd necro her?

 

[Loktar]

I wasn't aware she was dead.

 

[Mentalist]

She is

Car accident with Leonard Nimoy.

 

[Uranium 4]

Not another one?

 

[Tisiphone]

Her tits resurrected her, though. You can't kill them.

 

[Loktar]

She is

Car accident with Leonard Nimoy.

Damn you, Spock!

 

[Bickendan]

You'd be arrested if you were Isaac Mizrahi.

Or Mike Tyson.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't want to eat girls anymore.