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If I bit Scarlett Johansson's tits off...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
...would I be jailed?
 
Only if it was consensual
 
Only if you got caught.
 
I want to eat her.
 
I want to eat her butthole.

There I said it: I would love to toss Scarlett's salad.
 
Flesh. Bite her hard.
 
No, first I'd wash out her asshole with warm water and soap.

Then, I'd dribble just a drip of something sweet in there -- I'm with Chris Rock, syrup is best.

Then I'd just go to town, licking that ass.
 
I'd beat her to near death then devour her flesh as she yet lived.
 
While she was alive? That's so crazy it just might be awesome.
 
You'd be arrested if you were Isaac Mizrahi. Otherwise it would be a first offense.

WOULDN'T IT??????? :shock:
 
Umm...sure...
 
!
 
You'd necro her?
 
I wasn't aware she was dead.
 
She is :(

Car accident with Leonard Nimoy.
 
Not another one?
 
Her tits resurrected her, though. You can't kill them.
 
Mentalist said:
She is :(

Car accident with Leonard Nimoy.
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Damn you, Spock!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
You'd be arrested if you were Isaac Mizrahi.
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Or Mike Tyson.
 
I don't want to eat girls anymore.
 
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