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If I don't go to bed it will never be 2022

All I want to do is sleep now
Less than 20 minutes for the new year to arrive here in this cold land
 
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Woa, after I saw that flash of bright light I looked up and saw my other post and don't even recall posting it!

The way it is written is as if to say "Shit happens"
 
CaptainWacky said:
THINK ABOUT IT
Charlie Brooker vidoes all night then

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Ian Wight huh? I knew a man called Ian Wright years back when I worked at a local bar. He was a plumber. Commonly went by the name Grub. I have never encountered another quite like Grub - a shockingly lewd drunk who would think nothing of going up to a bunch of young women on a bus trip and just yell "tits!" straight in their face. Full pissed, he wasn't too far behind Father Jack.

His most favorite expressions:

- Show us ya piss flaps!
- I believe in youth ...
- Get a sparkle up ya.

He was a good bastard though - and loaded; he shouted me my first port 'n polish, as he called it.

He seemed to know everyone. We would go out on the piss together in town - me a nearly 30 something and him in his early 60s. He'd saunter about the city in his fucking blue overalls (his trademark) and get into bars that had dress requirements, because he knew either bouncers, or their fathers through work, sport or God knows what else. And he'd pull the same fucking routine everywhere we went - shock, shock shock and end up endearing himself to everyone ... well, nearly everyone. One time in a pool bar, he cleared out the whole smoking room in under 5 minutes ... "Lesbians! Tits!!".

Underneath it all he was a very wily and astute man.

Ah, good times. Christ he'd be in his mid-70s by now.
 
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