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If I had Balls

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
I'd tell you what to do
If I had balls
I'd never be afraid
If I had balls
I'd wrap them up in plastic
and I'd put em on a shelf
if I had balls
I'd tell you what to do
If I had balls
I'd put em in my shoe
If I had balls
I'd bounce them against a wall
if I had balls
I wouldn't be
such
a
pussy
 
srsly
but if I had balls
would I really be that different?
Could I say, "Hey give me some of yours"
If I had balls
I'd give you some too
If I had balls
I'd tell you what to do
I mean I have a vagina
and its not good enough
why don't we
tell
people to get a pussy
or boobs?
If I had balls
I'd never doubt myself
I'd always know
what to do
If I had balls.
 
Don't know why but that made me think of this song.

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Douche Pukehole said:
What do you mean IF?

:wtf:
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I've been told recently and more than once (at work) that I need to grow some balls. Well I think some people need to grow fucking vaginas and boobs.
 
Love Child said:
I've been told recently and more than once (at work) that I need to grow some balls. Well I think some people need to grow fucking vaginas and boobs.
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lol I agree!
 
If men had vaginas and boobs then we'd all be too distractred to get any work done!
 
I wouldn't be.
 
You're not a normal man, Wacky.
 
If you had balls they'd be sweaty.
 
Mine aren't.
 
Love Child said:
I've been told recently and more than once (at work) that I need to grow some balls. Well I think some people need to grow fucking vaginas and boobs.
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Loktar seems to think I have ovaries.

Does that count?
 
Love Child said:
I've been told recently and more than once (at work) that I need to grow some balls. Well I think some people need to grow fucking vaginas and boobs.
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I'd never leave the house.
 
I never leave the house now.

If i had those, I'd do weird niche porn.
 
Love Child said:
I'd tell you what to do
If I had balls
I'd never be afraid
If I had balls
I'd wrap them up in plastic
and I'd put em on a shelf
if I had balls
I'd tell you what to do
If I had balls
I'd put em in my shoe
If I had balls
I'd bounce them against a wall
if I had balls
I wouldn't be
such
a
pussy
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Yes you would because despite yourself being a chick, you're wondering if it's any easier being a bloke. Well, you get to scratch your nuts and talk about sports because THAT'S WHAT WE'RE EXPECTED TO DO, but you have you YOUR OWN BOOBS, and never forget that, because despite the fact if we try to eat SEVEN MILLION KFC FUCKMCBIBBLEBUCKETZ we won
't ever have the chance to play with ourr own tits and minge like you! A cock can do only so mucj (SUCH AS ACT AS THE KEYS T THE PENTAGON!!)!!) BORKED!) but that's no laugh!
 
The best thing about being a man? No car crashes (because we're such good drivers!)
 
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