If I seduced Emma Watson, would it be "poaching"?

[Sadistic Bastard]

She's what, 19?
I'm 40.

While no doubt she'd appreciate the education, and while her future lovers would no doubt thank me for her proper training and improved bed-worthiness, I can't help but feel a twinge of guilt at the thought of how deeply she'd feel the loss of my affection after I gently sent her back into the world.

Such is the cost of properly breaking in the Young. And it's so easy in any case...hardly a challenge.

I'll stick with Christina Ricci. After all, that foul mouth attached to such a cute little bod just SCREAMS for "correction".

(sigh)
-SB

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could keep her in a box under the stairs.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

She might like that, if I give her pillows and stuff.

-SB

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Come to think of it, if I put her under the stairs, there's always the "Boxing Helena" solution...

 

[Ishcabittle]

i would consider it a service to the world at large more than "poaching" as you put it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes you must share her with the world, take her out on a lead to market for the rest of us to sample.

 

[headvoid]

This thread is going in a very odd direction

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"HAHA I landed a smacker right on his nose!!"

Said Emma Watson.

 

[Mentalist]

Share Emma?

NEVER.

I may trade her for other hot celebs for a night at a time though!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe make clones...but the clones don't have souls...so you can do things to them...inhuman things...

 

[Ramen]

I'll allow it if you let me smell your finger after the fact.