If I was your girlfriend. Look at the bargains over here, ladies.

steve samurai jack

Well-Known Member
[size=5[*Would you let me pick out your clothes before we go out?
*Would you let me wash your hair?
*Could I make you breakfast sometime?[/size]
 

steve samurai jack

Well-Known Member
Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me?
 

steve samurai jack

Well-Known Member
Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room
just because you want to undress?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Why does your boyfriend say you like to have your face shit on every morning?

:bigass:
 

steve samurai jack

Well-Known Member
And when I'm naked what shall I do?

:gagh:
 

MODMAN

Member
And when I'm naked what shall I do?

:gagh:
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steve samurai jack

Well-Known Member
How can I make you see that it's cool?..If I was your girlfriend.

Shoo-do-do
:gagh:
 

steve samurai jack

Well-Known Member
Would you let me kiss you there?. You know, down there where it counts.

:bigass:
 
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