If I were onfire would you spit on me?

[Hambil]

Or pee on me?

I've been thinking about bursting into flames a lot lately, and I want to make sure I surround myself with the right people.

 

[Gagh]

I'd use spirits.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd sneeze on you. But that'd probably be an involuntary reaction to the smoke.

 

[Hambil]

You're in. I can't be picky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd throw myself on you and try to suffocate the oxygen. I would give my body for you, my captain. My king.

 

[Hambil]

And then would you pee on me? Please?

 

[Cassie]

Weirdo.

 

[WillsZenith]

NO HAMBIL, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


ah go on then...

 

[Hambil]

Weirdo.

No, you!

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie wouldn't have to be on fire for me to douse her in bodily fluids if you know what I mean (I'm talking about sex.)

 

[WillsZenith]

 

[curiousa2z]

this thread took a turn.

 

[Kitty]

this thread took a turn.

Not as much as youd think. Its still about genital excretions.

 

[Kitty]

Or pee on me?

I've been thinking about bursting into flames a lot lately, and I want to make sure I surround myself with the right people.

How were you thinking youd end up bursting in flames?

Zoolander style?

 

[The Question]

Or pee on me?

I've been thinking about bursting into flames a lot lately, and I want to make sure I surround myself with the right people.

I'd put you out with bullets.

If someone gave me the bullets for free.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would use water perhaps.

 

[Hambil]

How were you thinking youd end up bursting in flames?

I have anxiety panic disorder. I see a movie about spontaneous human combustion and I start obsessing.

 

[The Question]

Would you care for any assistance?

 

[Blindgroping]

Invasion of the Body Snacthers.

Is Morr acting funny?