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If I were onfire would you spit on me?

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
Or pee on me?

I've been thinking about bursting into flames a lot lately, and I want to make sure I surround myself with the right people.
 
I'd use spirits.
 
I'd sneeze on you. But that'd probably be an involuntary reaction to the smoke.
 
You're in. I can't be picky.
 
I'd throw myself on you and try to suffocate the oxygen. I would give my body for you, my captain. My king.
 
And then would you pee on me? Please?
 
Weirdo.
 
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NO HAMBIL, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


ah go on then...
 
:rwmad:
 
Cassie wouldn't have to be on fire for me to douse her in bodily fluids if you know what I mean (I'm talking about sex.)
 
this thread took a turn.
 
Or pee on me?

I've been thinking about bursting into flames a lot lately, and I want to make sure I surround myself with the right people.

How were you thinking youd end up bursting in flames?

Zoolander style?

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Or pee on me?

I've been thinking about bursting into flames a lot lately, and I want to make sure I surround myself with the right people.

I'd put you out with bullets.

If someone gave me the bullets for free.
 
I would use water perhaps.
 
How were you thinking youd end up bursting in flames?

I have anxiety panic disorder. I see a movie about spontaneous human combustion and I start obsessing.
 
Would you care for any assistance?
 
Invasion of the Body Snacthers.

Is Morr acting funny?
 
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