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If I were StarguaRD

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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
It would be fun to repeatedly punch myself in the face really hard.
 
Then I would blame it on midget aliens
 
Then I would post a rofl smiley if you responded to it
 
because then you'd be trolled, you know?
 
If that ever happened, I'd withdraw all his money (assuming the brain still has an 'imprint' of all his PIN numbers on it), give it to a Hobo, then get a sex change at "Rusty-Joe's Backstreet Hack n' Slash Femme-Converters" close to where starguard lives, before returning back to my own bones.
 
Then I would post a sensational one liner that suggested something deviant and evil, but was just a misunderstanding on the word.
 
Then I would drink Drano, Breakfast of Champions.
 
ROFL :D
 
:shock:
 
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