If it were legal, I would marry General Grievous

[CaptainWacky]

And if he was, you know, real.

 

[curiousa2z]

there is that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There are probably other generals out there with the same outlook. You would simply have to provide the wardrobe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His cloak looked really good (it didn't actually exist!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BDM TO COME UP WITH ALL-TIME STAR WARS FASHION THREAD?

 

[headvoid]

Underneath it all, he had a good heart.

 

[whisky]

Which he pulled from the chest of some Jedi.

 

[headvoid]

I heard he stole Ann Widdicombes cock as well.

 

[Gagh]

I'm more of a Dooku man myself.

 

[whisky]

I think Lucas dropped the ball when he didn't make a Dooku clock.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, Dooku instructed Grievous IN YOUR JEDI ARTS so maybe he instructed him in SEXUAL ARTS as well.

 

[Dr Dave]

The Snow Troopers looked cool.

 

[Gagh]

Well, Dooku instructed Grievous IN YOUR JEDI ARTS so maybe he instructed him in SEXUAL ARTS as well.

FULLY FUNCTIONAL IN MULTIPLE TECHNIQUES.

 

[whisky]

cough

 

[Gagh]

The Snow Troopers looked cool.

The Scouts were better!

 

[Dr Dave]

They were cool too.

I wonder how that worked. Like if you were not very good you end up a Scout Trooper or something?

 

[Gagh]

I also like the JESUS TROOPER armour.

 

[Dr Dave]

Too holy for my taste.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm really really tempted to buy the godhatestoasters.com domain name.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THOUGHT SOMEONE WITH YOUR REPUTATION WOULD BE OLDER