If Jesus was a wrestler.

[Mentalist]

What would his finisher be?

 

[Harkley]

he'd slap them with his enormous penis.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd levitate

 

[Loktar]

He'd use his fist to punch 3 holes right through them and call The Holy Trinity.

 

[Conchaga]

He could play a new version of mercy. Where his opponent has to cry out, "Jesus, have mercy!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would he be a bitter and twisted heel Jesus, after his frather forsook him?

 

[Conchaga]

He wouldn't have to pin someone to the mat. He'd just drive stakes through their wrists and ankles into the mat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Automatic disqualification!

 

[Conchaga]

Why have you forsaken me, Wacky!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't make the rules, just get sexual pleasure from enforcing them.