If ROTJ had Wookiees instead of Ewoks...

[CaptainWacky]

...would it be considered the COOLEST MOVIE EVER, MAN!?

 

[Gagh]

Possibly, and the defeat of the Imperial army would have been much more believable. But you have to look at it from Lu-CASH's POV. Midgets are cheaper than giants to stuff in sweaty costumes, so had more CASH to spend on VIETNAMESE HOOKERS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE RAT BASTARD AND HOW COME JEDI WASN'T CALLED BLUE HARVEST LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE RAPED MY CHILDHOOD RAPIST

 

[Buttons]

I like the ewoks. They're cute and cuddly and adoribbnles.

 

[Ishcabittle]

TRAITOR!

 

[Buttons]

How did I traite anything? I have always loves the Ewoks. With their little Ewokian powers of Ewokness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like the Ewoks too, see Similar Threads for evidence.

 

[headvoid]

I liked the drunk Ewoks at the party, but that's about as far as I will stretch

 

[Buttons]

From the smallest Wokling to the tallest Yub, we endorse the Ewokian way of life. May your treehouse remain full of skulls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The baby ewok is the cutest thing ever.

 

[headvoid]

I have built a treehouse, one day I will show you a picture. perhaps I have Ewok blood. Little fuckers getting into my bloodline now!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Getting into your underpants drawer too!

 

[Buttons]

Getting into his parents pants... Apparently. I mean he says he's got Ewokian blood.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most people have some.

 

[Buttons]

Some manner of space pants you mean?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have MIRROR PANTS because I can SEE myself in them.

 

[Lilac]

Ewoks > Gungans

 

[Gagh]

BUT GUNGANS COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE MITCHELL BROTHERS.

 

[Loktar]

Meesa think not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BIG BOSS NASS