If Russell T Davis did an episode where the Doctor met Jesus

[whisky]

Do you think he would make Jesus gay?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He wouldn't be able to resist.

Doctor: Come on, we've got to get you crucified!

Jesus: So you're saying you want me to be WELL HUNG?

Doctor: Err, not really, no.

Jesus: I'M GAY, GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!

Doctor: Oh.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Then Captain Jack turns up WHO IS GAY

MY, HE'S ALMOST GOT THE BODY OF A GOD, I WOULDN'T MIND EATING HIS BREAD!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As long as a naked Charlie Hunnam is included in the episode, they can all be yodelling Jehovah's Witnesses on pogo sticks for all I care.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about John Barrowman YA BIG THEATRE GUY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's quite fit. SOLD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

and he's actually in Doctor Who

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I know. But Charlie was in Queer as Folk, and I want to bite his ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So does the dog from Smile Time.