If someone offered you $100 to fuck your spouse...

[starguard]

would you take it?

 

[speck]

Find me a spouse first. And for your bet, make it so I want a divorce anyway.

 

[Lilith]

Fuck no! That couldn't even pay our car payment!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Only if the $100 includes taking her away.

j/k!

 

[Trollwars Ghost]

A million? Yes. And I'll even watch and videotape.

Anything less? Don't waste my time. TWG needs the Benjamins!

 

[Mandi]

As long as I can watch

 

[Cyberhippy]

As long as I can watch

You'd have to pay someone to fuck you.

 

[Mandi]

Um, no I don't. I get it everyday, free of charge....silly boy

 

[Dor_Jan]

Find me a spouse first.

ROFL!!@~!!! That means you don't have a girlfriend! LOL! ROFLMAO! OMFGROFLCOPTER! Don't you know that sex is the most important thing in the entire universe?!

 

[Cyberhippy]

ROFL!!@~!!! That means you don't have a girlfriend! LOL! ROFLMAO! OMFGROFLCOPTER! Don't you know that sex is the most important thing in the entire universe?!

Welcome back retard.

 

[Neil]

I don't think my wife'd fuck me for the $100.

 

[Mandi]

Well of course not, she hates you right now. It's your fault she's in the situation Now where's my skateboard?

 

[speck]

ROFL!!@~!!! That means you don't have a girlfriend! LOL! ROFLMAO! OMFGROFLCOPTER! Don't you know that sex is the most important thing in the entire universe?!

Actually, you'd be wrong.

 

[Neil]

Um.... millions of years of biology would disagree with that, speck.

God, too, likes to get His swerve on.

 

[jack]

LMOAGEDDON!

 

[speck]

Um.... millions of years of biology would disagree with that, speck.

God, too, likes to get His swerve on.

Continuing of a species, and as a temporary feel good, yes.

Evulution of the Universe? No.

 

[Neil]

Um... BIG BANG, anyone?

MORBO DEMANDS SPECK RECONSIDER HIS DEFINITION OF SEX.

 

[speck]

Ok. What is your definition?

 

[speck]

General (dictionary) and Your's (personally)
But, philosophical would be cool too.

 

[Mandi]

MONKEYS!