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If someone you're dating asks ......

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geedis

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the number of people you have "been with" (i.e. had sexual relations) before them, do you usually report?

  1. More then double the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say12)
  2. Just slightly higher then the actual number (example: reality says 3, so you say 5)
  3. The Actual Number (The True Numbers...no Fudging)
  4. Slightly lower then the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say 3)
  5. More then half the actual number (example: reality says 12, so you say 5)
  6. I won't share because it's none of their business
  7. I won't share because the truth is way to embarrassing
  8. I won't share because they will run screaming out my door

 
geedis said:
the number of people you have "been with" (i.e. had sexual relations) before them, do you usually report?

  1. More then double the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say12)
  2. Just slightly higher then the actual number (example: reality says 3, so you say 5)
  3. The Actual Number (The True Numbers...no Fudging)
  4. Slightly lower then the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say 3)
  5. More then half the actual number (example: reality says 12, so you say 5)
  6. I won't share because it's none of their business
  7. I won't share because the truth is way to embarrassing
  8. I won't share because they will run screaming out my door

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If a bitch ever asked me that question (and a couple have) then I dump the cunt pronto. If they find it necessary to ask a question about something that is not in the slightest any of their business, then who knows what would be next? Toss her off at the nearest city dump.
 
^Embarrassed to tell them you're a virgin? Prostitutes don't care Fuggs, that's what they're there for.
 
geedis said:
the number of people you have "been with" (i.e. had sexual relations) before them, do you usually report?
  1. More then double the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say12)
  2. Just slightly higher then the actual number (example: reality says 3, so you say 5)
  3. The Actual Number (The True Numbers...no Fudging)
  4. Slightly lower then the actual number (example: reality says 5, so you say 3)
  5. More then half the actual number (example: reality says 12, so you say 5)
  6. I won't share because it's none of their business
  7. I won't share because the truth is way to embarrassing
  8. I won't share because they will run screaming out my door
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I would tell HIM that numbers ranging in triple digits would just hurt his brain cells...so best not to think about it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^Embarrassed to tell them you're a virgin? Prostitutes don't care Fuggs, that's what they're there for.
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Such hurt you must feel. *sniffle* You are obviously angered to know that if you were lying in my bed completely naked and waiting for me to fuck you, I would simply point at you, laugh uproariously then tell you to leave. Quietly. Slink out if you must. This knowledge reduces you to tears and I know it as you do.
 
It is much more intriguing to not answer at all. To just smile and say you don't discuss your past. That will really drive the other person mad with curiosity. Anyway, works for me. :-)
 
Enkephalen said:
It is much more intriguing to not answer at all. To just smile and say you don't discuss your past. That will really drive the other person mad with curiosity. Anyway, works for me. :-)
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How is this possible? You have never in your life been on a date. Of that I am most certain.
 
SaintLucifer said:
How is this possible? You have never in your life been on a date. Of that I am most certain.
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And the pic that was posted was you. Of that I am most certain.
 
SaintLucifer said:
How is this possible? You have never in your life been on a date. Of that I am most certain.
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Oh Luci, that was such a weak attempt at flirting with me. See, I've already driven you mad with curiosity about my dating life. Silly boy, your picture was just too off putting. I could never think of you in that way. Chills, but no thrills.:fear:
 
Enkephalen said:
Oh Luci, that was such a weak attempt at flirting with me. See, I've already driven you mad with curiosity about my dating life. Silly boy, your picture was just too off putting. I could never think of you in that way. Chills, but no thrills.:fear:
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Like my av? *ROTFLMAO*
 
SaintLucifer said:
Like my av? *ROTFLMAO*
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Luci you just ROTFLMAO at the silliest things. You're just trying to get to me. I am reminded of a small boy with a crush on his first grade teacher. Watch out! You may just earn a smack on that ample backside of yours and have to spend the remainder of the day in a corner.
 
Enkephalen said:
Luci you just ROTFLMAO at the silliest things. You're just trying to get to me. I am reminded of a small boy with a crush on his first grade teacher. Watch out! You may just earn a smack on that ample backside of yours and have to spend the remainder of the day in a corner.
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Damn. You are beginning to show interest in me. I was the pic that everyone claims is me actually IS me. That would be enough to drive you off. Just place that image in your head and pretend it is in fact me. Please. Anything to turn you off.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Damn. You are beginning to show interest in me. I was the pic that everyone claims is me actually IS me. That would be enough to drive you off. Just place that image in your head and pretend it is in fact me. Please. Anything to turn you off.
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But. . .but Luci, I was merely being kind to the board's social outcast. I didn't want you to feel left out or ignored. I've been ever so polite to you. *Sigh* this is what I get when I feel sorry for the lame and the halt. Oh, and I don't have to pretend that that the picture is you, because we all know it is you. Remember, I did say you had an ample backside my little Michelin Boy. :-))))) There you go, your quintuplet chins.
 
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