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If telepathy was discovered...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Should its primary use be to establish understanding between austistics and normal people?

No, of course not, its primary use should be to stop WAR AND TERRORISM AND RELIGION and other stuff.
 
I'd use it to enslave the MAILMAN
 
You'd be held by scientists against your will and unable to do so. :(
 
UNTIL I MIND CONTROLLED THEM THOSE TRICKSY BASTARDS
 
I would use it to win BIG CASH N PRIZES ON GAME SHOWZ!
 
I would use to get hot chicks to do all my jobs around the house.
 
Would any of those jobs include blow, hand, or rim?
 
No. My wife would kill them if they did that and I need them to mow the lawn and paint the kitchen.
 
What's the point of having hot chicks do all the jobs if they can't do any of the fun ones?
 
Eye candy.
 
Candy in the eyes is really bad for the retnas.
 
I don't see how telepathy would work anyway.
 
I knew you were going to say that
 
Would you only hear the thought once it was fully formed in the other person's mind, or would you know what they were thinking as they were thinking it?
 
Depends how long they take to think something
 
If people could read my mind, no one would have anything to do with me.
 
Or you might find that others are thinking the same things!
 
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