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If vampires are dead, how can they get hard ons????

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
They have no breath, no beating heart, yet their dick works???

THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
 
AT LEAST YOU AREN'T A PERMA VIRGIN!
 
Maybe its just rigamortis
 
They have a little pump.
 
More to the point, if they dont breath, how come they were holding Spikes head under water as a form of torture, when Angel was underwater for weeks if not months?
 
See?!!???

Oxymorons!
 
The body isn't their true form, the demon inside is. The body is only a sack of meat that can be manipulated by the demonic energy.
 
Hard-ons are totally dependent on blood flow. Maybe since the True Blood vamps are basically "blood-covered meatbags", they can manipulate their blood flow in order to achieve erection. No idea how they cum, though.
 
Maybe they cum blood.
 
I suppose it makes some sense. I mean, they cry blood and have bleed when they're awake too long, not to mention the bloodbath when they get staked, so maybe bloodflow is the one thing they have in common with living creatures.
 
NO, IT'S MAGIC.







BILL EXPLAINED ALL THIS!



MAGIC!
 
bloody magic.
 
Quick suck always delivers
 
If you swallow their cum, is it like having their blood?
 
Even a few drops is enough to do it...
 
But do what????????????????????????????????????????

I MUST KNOW THESE THINGS
 
You cum under his control. ;)
 
I should be so lucky.
 
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