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whisky

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balsa wood on facebook, and you realise only 65 people on the planet like it, should you do it just on the vein hope that it will some day get into 3 figures, or just think, fuck it, this shit aint popular?
 
Seems like a good idea if you want to meet the other 64 people that share your passion.
 
You could just do it ironically until it becomes popular and then claim that you were serious all along but no one would listen.

Of course, it's balsa wood, so that's a purely fictional eventuality. Why do you like balsa wood enough to visit its Facebook page?
 
I had some on my desk, but if its already gone up in popularity I better jump in before I look like a Johny come lately.
 
By loving balsa wood without foreplay. Gotta get the treesap flowing or there will be chafing.

And splinters.
 
It all started when someone told me to take a flying fuck at a rolling knothole.

I'm...very suggestible. Besides, the person doing the suggesting was my ex and I found to my great surprise that when I actually caught the rolling knothole the overall feeling was about the same. So I figured what the hell.
 
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