If you could eat anything right now

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...WOULD YOU LICK IT REAL SEXY LIKE FOR ME FIRST LOL?

 

[Dr Dave]

I would, just for shitz & giggles ya know.

 

[Cassie]

Burned my tongue!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG CASSIE IS RALPH WIGGUM???

 

[Cassie]

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just had ice cream. BIGTIME.

 

[headvoid]

I just licked my gold socks

 

[Dr Dave]

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Be sure to listen to me this time!

 

[Tisiphone]

I just licked me some salty chocolate balls.

 

[curiousa2z]

I just had a hot and spicy, juicy BEEFY hamBURGER, fresh off the hot grill!
SIZZLING AND HOT!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate babies.

 

[Cassie]

For supper?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FER CRYIN'

 

[curiousa2z]

OUT LOUD!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I licked a teabag. You can't really lick drinks..

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WELL YOU JUST PROVED OTHERWISE INNIT