If you could fuck Madonna....

[BlazerBoy]

would you hit it?


I don't think I'd be able to handle it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Present-day Madonna or an earlier model?

Present day, no way Jose. A younger version, maybe pre-Warren Beatty, maybe.

 

[BlazerBoy]

 

[Mentalist]

I'd fuck her. It's Madonna. You could tell everyone you did Madonna, it would rule. Plus she used to be hot and she would dominate any of us in bed. It would be a classic opportunity not to be missed.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Would you have sex with Michael Jackson if he offered?

 

[Mentalist]

I'd fuck him. It's MJ. You could tell everyone you did MJ, it would rule. Plus he might dress up as Peter Pan and I could tape it and sell it on E-BAY. It would be a classic opportunity not to be missed.

 

[Mentalist]

But honestly no. PROBABLY not.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Okay. I was worried there, for a bit.

 

[Mentalist]

I have no desire to have sex with Michael Jackson. Christ! I'm a fan, not a deviant.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But...you'd sniff his shorts, right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember wanting to fuck Madonna when she turned 40. What is she now, 58?

 

[Henoch]

Gay people don't want to fuck Madonna, they just want to be her.

I wouldn't want to fuck MJ, scary white chicks just don't turn me on.

 

[Gagh]

I want her to get mown over with a juggernaut.

 

[Henoch]

^^^Prof. X's brother?

 

[CaptainWacky]

So does GUY RICHIE.

 

[Gagh]

Vinnie Jones?

Ironic, since her husband made his 'acting career', but yeah, why not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I DOUBT Juggernaut will be Prof X's brother in the disappointing third X-Men movie.