If you could meet anyone in history who would it be?

[Dean Venture]

I want to meet the person who invented foam rubber. Golly, I bet he has exciting stories to tell.

 

[Bladev1]

I want to meet Charles Manson so we can talk about how to kill you in theory only of course

 

[Mentalist]

I'd meet myself ten years previously and slap myself silly and probably create a paradox by the meeting destroying the fabric of space-time and creating a tear in physcial reality resulting in a world with no penguins.

 

[Morrhigan]

Gads, too many to choose from.

Maybe one of the women who were an Oracle at Delphi, if I could find someone to translate for us. Know anyone who speaks both English and ancient Greek?

 

[Kyehlar]

I'd talk to Moses, and see just how high he was to talk to a burning bush.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Bach. Johann Sebastian.

That fucker was more genius than anybody, ever. You know that famous piece Tocatta and Fugue in D minor? He improvised that one afternoon at church, went home, and wrote it down, note for note. Un-fucking-believable.